5. Artist gets locked up for 5 to 20 just before the project is finished.
4. Artist is so frantic about the recording that he plays it for everyone and prematurely leaks the music.
3. Artist (usually female) has a psycho, jealous boyfriend who hates on his girl’s success and continues to sabotage the project by screwing with her head.
2. Artist steals from the label by making duplicates of his own album and bootlegging them. (i swear this shit happens)
1. Female artist gets knocked up just before the photo shoot or inking of the deal.
….got any more??
