Quickbeats.net is my hip hop beats licensing site.  Over the years,  I’ve had some strange email conversations with potential customers.  I’ve decided to start sharing some of these with you. Enjoy!

Potential Customer: whadup  (That’s it. A lot of times that’s the only thing in the initial email)

Me: Hey

PC: u do beats

Me: Yes. Did you hear something you like?

PC: hell yeah n**ga u got sum slappaz

Me: Thanks a lot. You can download them directly from the site if you want.

PC: were u from

Me: Chicago

PC: u got a studio

Me: Yes

PC: who u worked wit

Me: A lot of people that I don’t care to start naming right now. Hey, do you have any other questions about my service?

PC: how much do they cost (I have the price on the first page in a big ass red font.)

Me: Under 30 bucks.

PC: (I have all of the preview beats tagged with a female voice that says the name of the website every few seconds) ay wen i buy da beats is dat bitch gon be on it

Me: No. You’ll get the full beat without the voice.

PC: iight im gon holla at my homie and we gon get at u 4 sho. check out my myspace an let me no wats up wit my music. my homie is 2 on my top 8 check him out 2.  (gives me his myspace url)

Me: Will do

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