Published on April 1st, 2014 | by FuNkwoRm


Chief Keef and Jimmy Iovine Join Forces to Produce Iced-Out House Arrest Ankle Bracelets

Cheef Keef ankle bracelets

Chief Keef and Interscope Records head Jimmy Iovine, want to take away the embarrassing stigma attached with wearing house arrest ankle monitors. So they have join forces to release a new line of fashionable ankle wear. The bracelets will come in an assortment of “blinged -out” colors. These bracelets are also mp3 players and have Beats audio technology inside. It’s been leaked that the device will come loaded with an unreleased mixtape by Chief Keef.

Critics of the device claim that this will promote juvenile criminal activity since the only way to get one involves a person beingarrested, charged, and convicted for a crime with the hopes that a judge will grant them house arrest. Only then will they be eligible to purchase one of these fancy leg ornaments. No prices for the devices have been leaked as of yet but it’s been said that some will have more features than others.




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  • K.i.D

    april fools

  • Aondoe

    OOOOO i was about to say. But this is very believable, because Chief Keef’s musical existence depends on his willingness to promote juvenile delinquance even death by genocide!

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